Μιdиїgнт Яэмĭпϊѕcәлcε: Finally blogging properly again =P

Finally blogging properly again =P

Monday, November 24, 2008

LOOKIE!! BIRDSHIT XD Yea this is a stupid picture xD In school wan, don't know Thursday or Friday..

xD GET HUNGREH PEOPLES!!! Shit =.='' Now I'm hungry pulak e.e Chocolate Indulgence from Dominoes XD

Ok now finally for the camp. It's not exactly a real camp la it's sorta like an indoor camp and you go home wan xD Yeah, suck-ish but hey it's for lil kids whddya expect??

1st day
Started off with the kids finding their teams. So funny watching them scattering around the hall finding for their teammate xD Don't want to elaborate on this.. Then intro for people.. Blah blah, lectures boring stuff.. Then the teams are given some beads as tokens and each team has 10 eggs. They're suppose to take care of them xD

After that, went out and they had to put up tents for absolutely no reason. Every activity got points wan and I'm suppose to record them. See, I'm a kinda assistant teacher thingy and have to help out and stuff.. Elwynn and Dylan who helped out too. Yep, the same Dylan from the Y.E.P... They call us Teacher too D: So it's like Teacher Dylan! Teacher Elwynn!! And yea.. SO WEIRD YA KNOW XD

One team's tents were faulty and it became cacat-ed. XD The comparison between a normal one and the one we had to improvise on

Ordinary tent

xD Faulty tent we had to improvise on.. A LOT!! All the teachers and assistants helped out on this xD Seriously, it was THAT hard.. At least it stands xD

Then some teachers and I did some more things and it came out slightly better..

xD Nice eh?

There were more games. 1st one was Tennis Thigh. Nothing to do with the thighs actually xD They're just suppose to carry the tennis balls through the hop scotch and put it in the container without using any body parts below the waist. And of course no hands..

2nd was called Weave Us In. K this one is REALLY REALLY DMF if the kids were OLDER. See, they were suppose to put rafia string INSIDE their clothes.. From sleeve to pants, pants to sleeve and repeated xD OBSCENITY!!!! For some groups Dylan and I had to help them take out the rafia string e.e It was.. not really obscene cuz they're kids xD but still e.e;

Blow Me Out was the 3rd activity. Kay, you can guess it already from the name. Suppose to blow out the candles from a given distance and OMHG IT WAS SO GROSS!!!! There was saliva EVERYWHERE!! TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!

Last is High-Dee-Hold, hardest one if yah ask meh. The campers [so called campers..] were suppose to somehow clip on handkerchieves on this thingy which was so high. They had to build towers out of themselves which absolutely did not work. Dylan and Elwynn had to practically carry them all the way up. Pity them

More points added and deducted.. I had to draw the whole scoreboard by myself T_T It was hard!! At least.. for someone like me xD There was also this "team war cry" thing. Reminded me a lot about Hamburger xD

See the resemblence? Then they took their hands of and shouted the war cry

All of us had to ~~die~~ dye... Clothes xD For the campfire on the last day. Uh yeah we were provided food and water and teachers and assistants ate at the kitchen and Alex, my godbrother and also teacher there bought Coke specially for him wan. But Dylan and Elwynn went and drank practically the whole bottle together xD Poor Alex.. He got a bit la. I was kind enough not to drink =DD The funny part is, Elwynn went drunk on Coke xD SERIOUSLY!! Immediately after drinking some of the coke he went all drunk

Before I went home, which was very late because I had to follow Alex someone sat on the swing which they're not suppose to and another kid stood in front and well this happened...

HAHAHA XD They were banging each other xD There was a girl before that too =P

2nd day
Some not so interesting things in the morning and then we walked to the field nearby. Tchr V [Okay I'm lazy to type out all the names =.=''] whom is also my Godmother [Yes, a lot of family linking xD] told the campers that it was really far. Far my ass xD It was barely 500m away

IT WAS PURE FUN AT THE FIELD!!!!! xD There were some normal sukaneka kinda things at first then in the end we all THREW FLOUR AT EACH OTHER!!! WOOO!!!!!! I had so much flour on me xD Typical, since I'm the one deducting points from them XD Alex became an old man O_O His hair was all white and clothes and neck and pants, everything xD Had to help him wipe off the flour

After that, went back to the kindergarten and played water balloons pulak xD The water balloons couldn't really explode on the person D: Exploded on the floor and walls >_> Alex was a victim again xD I got a few shots... Then I helped the lil people tie the balloons and also fill it up for them. There were two taps and about 50 people. Gawd =.=''

Later, the older girls changed in this room, the guys that room and the younger ones different rooms also. By older, I mean std 1-3 only xD Then I had nothing to do and sat on a mini couch I carried from another room.. And it all began... OBSCENITY EVERYWHERE AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Naked lil kids running from this room to another O_O...

Then some quizzes and went home..

3rd day
Bro walked me there because dad was not in. Supposed to do some activities in Tchr. V's house but cancelled for some reason. Instead got more circuit games.. xD the games were okay la but I only liked one =P Spider web!! FEAR THE SPIDER MEG!! XD

The participants were suppose to go through the spider web built by Alex, another teacher I forgot who >_>'' and meh using rafia string xD There were bells on the string and if the bell jingles, YER OUT!! =P Older ex-kidilanders did this too last year but everyone was like year 4 above wan so it's different xD I remember Jin Yi who superman-style flew through the hole in the web while my other teammates were still discussing how to go through xD IT WAS SO TOTALLY AWESOME!!!! This year they had a hard time and Alex had to guide them through the whole time...

The other 3 games were kinda lame so I don't wanna explain xP

THEN THE HORRIBLE PART CAME!!!! They... Had.. To.. COOK!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!! THANK GOD WE DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT THE FOOD THEY COOKED!!! Well they didn't really cook themselves la. They just tell the maids put what first, how to cook and bla bla. Teachers didn't want the kindergarten to get burnt up XD

Looks kinda okay I guess.. Sorreh only 3 pics the other group didn't manage to take. Best cooking group got 200, 2nd received 150, followed by 100 and last 50. 200 points.. THATS A LOT!!!!!

Selepas itu, xD campers had to dress up and act out a short story. It was lame.. Redimock [1 of the 4 groups] had a big arguement when they were performing and had this total jumbled-up thing. It was so damn confusing. K wait the other 3 teams are Greenitoot, Blutupop and Yaloweek. Yep, they're all colours. And finally went home.. One of the last again =P I don't mind though because it's fun playing [and mentally bullying] the kids there XD

4th day
I like this day the most. Because of.. ONE PARTICULAR THING XDDD Wait and just read on =P We had to go there at night because of the campfire instead of the usual morning camp. But Alex fetched me there at 5 xD Early.. Duh we had to do a lot of preparations..

Err... I kinda forgot what happened because all the above 3 days I could refer to this activity paper they gave me xD Day 4 was all improvisation from the teachers and nothing is written on the paper TT

Started off with where to put tables and chairs and the food and stuff. Then Alex started the fire for the BBQ. He had a hard time xD After that, I had to flip the food and stuff la. Peik Jinn, one of the campers' sister and also ex-kidilander and also came to help out last minute-r used Elwynn's water gun to make sure the fire doesn't get too high XD It was so stupid and so fun!! Of course there were teachers with us.

In the end the food couldn't really cook fast enough so they took the rest and cooked it in the kitchen instead. Bummer.. Fun BBQ-ing the food xD At first we put the foil because the fire was quite high and the foil collected all the oil from the chicken. Trust me, it's A LOT OF OIL!!!! After the food was BBQ-ed I had to remove the foil [DUH] and the oil kinda spilled which resulted in...

Awesome, eh?? XD See that pink plate filled with some brown thing beside the BBQ set? It's all oil in there. And it's not even 1/4 of the oil collected in the foil. Imagine if the fire got on the plate XD We couldn't spray water on the fire because if water + oil + small fire = even bigger fire. How I know? Teachers! Not my knowledge xD

Dylan stacked up the wood for the campfire before we started BBQ-ing and someone told us this brilliant idea of putting the burning foil inside the stack of wood. It worked!! The wood caught on fire and went out instantly after that xD

He was all the time tending to the pile of wood there, trying to light it up. Before he tried to light it up, he was saying to Alex "Hey look, the wood so sexy right? Sexy pile of wood" HAHAHA IT WAS SO FREAKIN FUNNY!! I was like "~cough cough~ Sexy, right.." And we argued for a short while xD Stupid arguement ya know!

Me ~ Dylan
Eh, look the wood so sexy, right?
~Cough cough~ Sexy, right... It's nowhere near sexy. Tadak shape wan it's just a straight piece of thaang

XD And bla bla it continued for a short while and he continued with the fire. And I butted in again xP

You call that sexy ar?? ~Points to un-lit pile of wood~
Wait la wait la
Might as well make it ugly so the fire wanna burn up the ugliness faster

Yea that was really idiotic xD

After so friggin long of tending to the fire, he went off for something. I was bored doing nothing while the campers were inside doing some quiz so I grabbed a fan nearby and tended to the campfire instead. There were hot charcoal d but then not on fire yet so I fanned it for a while then POOF!! XD FIYAH!!!! OMHG LAR!!! Dylan was layan-ing the wood for like FOREVER and it didn't light up. I went there barely 3 minutes and poof! Fire.

Then he came back just after the wood lit up and stared at it. I started saying "See la! I can make it light up so fast you can't. The wood wasn't sexy la! I MADE EET SEXEH" XD And he said beginner's luck la bla bla. Then Tchr. L passed by and said "Hey, good job on the fire" and Dylan was like "It's all my work you know.." It was MY turn to fight back xD

Me ~ Dylan ~ Peik Jinn ~ Tchr. L
Hey, good job on the fire
It was all my work you know...
OI WHAT THE HELL!! I MADE IT LIGHT UP!!!
~Smiles and laughs~
Don't listen to her, teacher! I made the fire wan!
EH! NO LAR SHE DID IT!!!
YEAH LAR!!!
Don't listen to them, don't listen to them!!!
NU NU NU NU!!! BLAUIQWQAGHIDVBKE

Hahahaha it was so fun and freakin funny xD I argue with him a lot but not too much XD Then Dylan took the fan from the chair and started fanning the fire to make it bigger. Guess what happened? POOF! Fire went out. And...

See lar! I susah-payah made it sexy then you made it all ugleh again
SHHH SHHH!!!
It's scientifically proven I make it sexy and hawt you make it all ugleh
Yea la yea la...

I take it back, I argue with him TOO MUCH XD Over lil things wan xD And we were lazy to light it up again. I went in and had so much points addition and deduction to do. There were a few games, and when I finished the points thingy everyone was in a giant circle and all the teachers and assistants were in the circle also. I joined in la. This is my favourite part of the whole camp xD

At first they were singing then Tchr V asked everyone to uncross their legs and lay them flat on the floor. And she took out this giant roll of newspaper and explained the rules of the game. K shorten it, you're suppose to take the roll and hit anyone of your choice but before you hit you say "I LIKE YOU!" She hit Dylan and Dylan hit some other person. In between some people were saying "HIT NICOLE HIT NICOLE!!" but can barely hear it. Yea, I'm called Nicole not Sue there =P

Then came the part where Ben [another helper who came starting 3rd day] got the roll and Ewayn [Sorreh don't know how to spell xD] started shouting HIT NICOLE!! again. More people joined in and then EVERYONE was shouting "HIT NICOLE!! HIT NICOLE!!" 50 over people ya know XD So I was all "OH YEAH!! WOOO!!! I'M FAMOUS!!!"

They were chanting for meh for like 5 minutes. HEY FIVE MINUTES IS A LONG TIME FOR 50-60 PEOPLE CHANTING FOR MEH XD XD It was fun =3 So so so fun =3 Then I hit Dylan xD because he was probably shouting the loudest xD

And the game continued for a short while more then they were going to announce the winning team, best leader, most popular, most cheerful.

The winning team was Blutupop with 730 points, 2nd is Greenitoot wit 716 points, followed by Yaloweek having 655 points and lastly Redimock with only 584 D: I only know the points because I saved it in my phone when I was outta paper xD Best leader was Jeff [Dunham!!DOT COM!!!] from Blutupop, most popular was Ewayn because he was known to most and most cheerful was Gavin because that guy can NEVER be sad wan =.=' really!!

XD Another thing was, when they were going to award the most popular trophy, some kids were pointing at meh xD WOO!! I FEEL HONOURED xDD And also Dylan. Then Tchr V said "No lah! They're too old already" And we were all "Awwww..." xD

More songs, Tchr. PG played the guitar and made sound effects like ~~UH UH UH~~ rolling drums but on guitar xD and we all went out, took ice cream and the campers went back. I went up to the kitchen because I was called and took the leftover food. There was seriously a lot =.='' And Tchr V said to me "Eh, take one of the sausage and give to Patchboy. Tell him with love from Kaima" XD 1 where got enough wan xD So i took.. 6 O_O xD For Jackie too.

Also took the potato salad [Damn good!] beehoon, BBQ potato n corn and banana fritters. Also the sausages la obviously.. And went back. It ended.. it finally ended.. nyuuu T_T

OMG FINALLY THE POST IS DONE!! xD Whoa that's one long post... I'll blog about the KL trip when I get the pictures from my cousin

Embrace the truth.5:02 PM